Jewish Man Eats Weed

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Was at a stop light today, an elderly jewish man is walking down the sidewalk beside my truck. He was in a business suit, wearing a kippah, and he carried a brief case in his offhand. He pauses, looks at the grass beside him, bends down and pulls up a weed, holds it up and examines it from every direction, then pops it whole in his mouth. He chewed, swallowed, then walked on.

It turns out dandelions (think that's what it was) are edible, but it sure as hell shocked the shit out of me when he popped that thing in his mouth.
 

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well, i don't know if works on humans
but i have seen my dogs eating grass usually
when their stomach hurts... guess is natural med.

guess humankind did the same years ago or still in some parts doing it...
i gues you're too sofisticated that perhaps he should order a grass combo in mcdonalds..etc...
 

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